Captain Nowhere Smell Nice

Please Bathe before you fly. You should not be flying if you have
offensive body odor. The air on an aircraft recirculates. If you fly
smelling you will punish many others. Don’t try to mask it with
cologne or perfume too much of those can be just as unpleasant.
And while we talk about body odor, keep your shoes . . . and your
socks on your feet. No one wants to smell that either. It really
doesn’t take to much effort and if we all do our part it makes the
flight much more agreeable.

Travel Safe, Travel Smart . . . Get Somewhere!