Captain Nowhere Lavatory

Sometimes we just have to go. . . to the aircraft lavatory
(bathroom) that is. I strongly suggest doing this as infrequently as
possible. Think about it, for those of you who live with men and
boys, how often do they miss when the toilet isn’t moving? If
possible go before you leave home and in the gate area before
you board a flight.

If you have a frequent need to use the restroom make sure you
secure an aisle seat. This will ensure that you will be less of a
nuisance to others during flight. If you are in a window or middle
seat and the urge hits you, politely excuse yourself past the other
passenger(s). If you are trapped by a sleeping passenger gently
wake them and ask for passage. The alternatives are not very
nice. One, you could sit quietly and eventually make a mess of
yourself. Two you could try to cross them while they sleep and
end up in their lap. Or three try to cross them after waiting too
long and end up soiling them. None of these are going to be
enjoyed by anyone.

When using the lavatory (restroom) in flight, use common sense. If
sitting, use the paper seat covers. As discussed above some people
stand while going and this can be unpleasant for you. Lock the
door, this ensures your privacy and lets others know it is occupied.
This is far better than asking the flight attendant to stand guard.
Don’t flush while sitting. This can seriously injure you, the toilets
flush using a vacuum system that is not intended to be used while
sitting. Flush only toilet paper and throw all other personal hygiene
and other objects away in the waste basket. Finally wash your
hands, if your momma didn’t teach you this she should have.

Travel Safe, Travel Smart . . . Get Somewhere!